We are two 14 year old LDS girls who are absolutely crazy!! Like if you ever meet us when we are together, you are going to want to move out of the country! We love our family, and our friends! We enjoy school as much as we can, and we LOVE being wacko!!!!! Take us as we are or don't take us at all. :) :)
~Life is like chocolate...if you see a cute guy, give it away... but keep your sanity!~ us
~Ducks swim...Girls laugh... It's a fact...~ us
~If you can't find a tissue...don't use your sleeve...use you neighbors...~ us
~Unless life hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck!~ our friend Kenna
~You know your in love when you can't sleep at night... because reality is finally better than your dreams...~ Dr.Suess
~Our crack-ups~
~ Blonde Joke: One day two blonde's were getting into their car when one of them said " Oh No! I locked the keys in the car!!!" As one blonde was trying to pry open the door the other one looked up at the sky and said " Oh NO! It is raining!" Then just after she said that the blonde that was prying open the door said " OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! I left the hood down!!!!!!"
~ Three dudes were travling and they went to a hotel. One dude thought "What would happen if i dropped an apple out the window?" So he dropped it. He went outside and saw another dude crying. The dude that dropped the apple asked why he was crying, well it's kind of obvious that it hit his head. Another dude asked "What would happen if I dropped a shoe out the window?" So he does. He goes outside and a kid is crying. This dude finds out he hit this kids doggie. Now the last dude doesn't wonder he just does. He threw a bomb out the window. He went outside only to find and old lady laughing. He asks "Why are you laughing?" She answers, "I farted and my house blew up!!!!!!!!"
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